Old Mac

Don't be afraid now, little boy
You've seen me on television, yes you know me
I'm your friend and your family too
I'm a big yellow clown and I'm here to say:
"Your mother and father are worried ill
Because you've alienated all of your friends
Now you're gonna have to sit here among these fake trees
You're gonna have a McDonalds party with me!"
Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so
Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so
Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so
Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so
Some have got piselli, that means peas
But I love the ones with ricotta cheese
Now you're gonna have to sit here among these fake trees
You're gonna have a pastizzi with me
Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so
Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so
Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so
Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so!
Two all beef patties
Special sauce, lettuce, cheese
The choosy cheese chooses
Always say cheese
To the cheeseburgers
That you make at your home
You’re gonna have a sugar bun on your own
Will the Hamburglar be there?
Will Mayor McCheese be there?
Will Grimace be there?
Will anybody be there?
Will the Hamburglar be there? No, I don't think so
Will Mayor McCheese be there? No, I don't think so
Will Grimace be there? No, I don't think so
Will anybody be there? No, I don't think so
Will Colonel Sanders be there? No, I don't think so
Will Hungry Jacks be there? No, I don't think so
Will Ronald McDonald be there? No, I don't think so
Well, what about his wife?
No, I don't think so!
No, I don't think so!
No, I don't think so!
No, I don't think so!