Shave 'Em Dry

I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin' between my legs
Will make a dead man cum
Oh daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
(Now, draw it out!)
Want you to grind me baby
Grind me until I cry
(Uh huh)
Say I fucked all night
And all the night before, baby
And I feel just like I wanna
Fuck some more
Oh great god, daddy
(Say you gonna get it, you need it)
Grind me, honey, and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler, baby
Want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumb
Daddy, you say that's the kind of them you want
And you can make them cum
Oh, daddy, shave me dry
(She ain't gonna work for it)
And I'll give you somethin', baby
Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gonna turn back my mattress
And let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me, daddy
Until the bell do ring
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry
Oh great god, daddy, if you can't shave them
Baby won't you try?
Now if fuckin' was the thing
That would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio
Until the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would fuck you baby
Honey, I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
And the crabs walks in like people
(Aw, shit! Ah, sure enough, shave 'em dry!)
Oh, baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great god, I got fat from fuckin'
(Eeh! Shave 'em dry! Ah, shake it, don't break it)
My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great god, round to kiss my ass
(Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry)