Dalking Man

What's to understand, I'm a business man,
With my pen in my hand, won't you tell me where to sign.
And I'll help you if I can
If it takes a hundred grand
I got the money in the bank, I got the money to spank
Don't think nothing of it cos the profit is my thanks,
And you're thick as two short planks
I'm a general commanding the ranks, sir.
Oh I say the way you've lived your life
It leaves a lot to be desired
When I count all the ways you've tried to live a better life,
You never seem to get it right.
What's to understand, I'm a teaching man,
With my pen in my hand, gonna write a lesson plan.
And I'll help you if I can,
If it takes a whole lifetime.
And nothing personal to you, but I will assess you,
Three times a year and in your annual review.
And I'll make you see the truth
You learn nothing from life except from that in which you do
Oh I say the way you've lived your life
It leaves a lot to be desired
When I count all the ways that you've tried,
You never seem to get it right.
What's to understand I'm a gangster man,
With my gun in my hand gonna kill you where you stand
Just to get what's in your hand
I will do whatever I can
I'm sailing out to sea.