Girlfriend

Three little birds sittin' on my doorstep,
Chirp chirp chirpin' when I pulled up in the Corvette.
Before sex I like a little foreplay,
Lorcets and a bag a ya-yo.
Don't say nothin' when you leave here,
I'll let you pet my ferret if he can meet your beaver.
I can see me and you together,
Raw dog on the couch tearin' up the pleather.
Rub her face, rippin' up the lace,
Panties to the side as I slide into place.
Smile on her face, tears in her eyes,
My daddy didn't love me right, she cried.
Girlfriend, I don't wanna be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...
Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come,
You better pack your bags and hit the road,
I don't want no trouble that I cant afford.
I got a daughter at home, I got her name on my neck,
I don't need another baby in my life just yet.
I got 99 problems, and your girlfriend's one.
I'm crazy in love with my sawed-off shotgun,
Hand on the pump, bust a window at the pawn shop,
Reach right in and got blood on my Rolex.
Take me home and lick my wounds,
Let me crawl back in the womb,
Click, click, boom, comin' out of the tomb.
Dead man walkin', singin' out of tune.
Bad attitude, shrewd and rude,
Cooler than a pack of Kools, dude.
Smooth, like baby nuts,
All the ladies in the club listen up.
Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...
I say girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes,
You better be in the kitchen cookin' ham and eggs
lookin' hot as the door slammed the back of your head.
She said "I'll be back," I said "yeah, whatev,"
The Av don't like it when they play with my head.
Now let me tell you somthin' about the birds and the bees
The birds is fly and the bees just bug me.
Ugly, honeys wanna fuck me,
And if I'm drunk you might get lucky.
Guess what, I'm runnin' out of money,
You can be my piggy bank, sugar mommy.
Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday come
Girlfriend, I don't wannao be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday come...
Girlfriend, I don't wanna be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...
I say, girlfriend, I don't wanna be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...
Girlfriend, I don't wanna be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...
I say, girlfriend, I don't wanna be your boyfriend,
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend.
But when Monday come...