Saturday Night Didn't Happen

Sunday morning, if you can call it a morning
I roll out of bed though I'd rather be dead
But I'm up, so I'll pour me a cup
As I'm yawning, I look outside and it's pouring
My crazy old neighbor ran out for his paper
It's wet, but he knows that he's set for the day
Let me see now
Let me gather my mind
What happened last night
No!
Saturday night didn't happen
Saturday night didn't happen
He didn't say he was leaving
Tell me I was only dreaming
Saturday night didn't happen
Say it didn't happen
The ceiling is leaking, the chair I sit in is creaking
And so is the parrot, I feed him a carrot
And then he'll be quiet again
Pull my shoes on and throw some rhythm and blues on
Back in my chair I...every night at the rain
Let me see now
Let me gather my mind
What happened last night
No!
Saturday night didn't happen
Saturday night didn't happen
He didn't really leave me
Hey you got to believe me
Saturday night didn't happen
Say it didn't happen
I'd give anything
If Saturday night didn't happen
No!
Saturday night didn't happen
Say it didn't happen
Saturday night didn't happen
Say it didn't happen