Working Hard, Or Hardly Working?

I work hard on Monday
And I work harder still on Tuesday
And I hustle my ass around the shop on Wednesday
And I work like a slave on Thursday
And I put my nose to the grindstone to get the job done on Friday
And I party hard on weekends
I got fucking wrecked all weekend
I fucking party hearty on weekends
And the weekend's over
And I was back at work again on Monday
And I worked like an ox on Tuesday
And I bent over backwards to make my boss say just how hard I worked on Wednesday
And I worked four hours of overtime without getting paid for it on Thursday
And I worked right through my lunch hour on Friday
Then I partied hearty all weekend
I got fucking blitzed all weekend
I was totally fucked out of my head all weekend
Then I went back to work on Monday
And I worked like I've never worked before on Tuesday
And I worked so hard that I split the seam of my pants on Wednesday
And I had to move 100 lb. boxes because a forklift was broke down on Thursday
But then I started my weekend early on Friday
Because it was a three day weekend
Yes, I had three days to get fucked up all weekend
I got totally shitfaced all three days last weekend
I got fucking tanked all weekend
I got blitzed all three fucking days last weekend
I got totally fried last weekend
I was shit-fucking-faced out of my fucking head all three days last weekend
I was ... (two hurts painted???) ... last weekend