I was born feet first
And it shows in the way I think
I work at the sausage plant
It makes my clothes stink
My old lady's name is Lois
I love it when she sucks my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
She didn't even blink
He was nothing but a stinking cur
The asshole called my Lois a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more, no more
"Rotten stinking garbage!" Sonny said
In a voice like a fairy
He was talking about my Chevrolet
Which really was a cherry
Last night he came to our house
To have some beers and to eat
He called Lois a cunt
And said he didn't like the meat
He was nothing but a whining cur
The asswipe called my bitch a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more
I was born feet first
And it shows in the way I think
I work in a sausage stuffing plant
It makes my clothing stink
I got an old lady, her name is Lois
I love her to suck my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
Lois didn't even blink
And it shows in the way I think
I work at the sausage plant
It makes my clothes stink
My old lady's name is Lois
I love it when she sucks my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
She didn't even blink
The asshole called my Lois a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more, no more
In a voice like a fairy
He was talking about my Chevrolet
Which really was a cherry
To have some beers and to eat
He called Lois a cunt
And said he didn't like the meat
The asswipe called my bitch a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more
And it shows in the way I think
I work in a sausage stuffing plant
It makes my clothing stink
I got an old lady, her name is Lois
I love her to suck my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
Lois didn't even blink
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