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Jesus I Was Evil

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I used to do lots of things...

I used to do things and I'd say things
And Jesus I was evil
Take things and break things
And Jesus I was evil

I never shook babies
I never beat no ladies

I used to crash parties and Maseratis
And uh I was evil
Go places and pull faces
And Jesus I was evil

I never shook babies
I never beat no ladies

But Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil

He never shook babies
He never beat no ladies

Now I help old ladies cross the street, and I
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet, and I
Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets, and I
Comb my hair one billion times a week, and I
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night

I never shook babies
I could never beat no ladies

I never shook babies
I never beat no ladies

But Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil

He never shook babies
He never beat ladies

Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil

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by FungusFace

2y ago

This song satirises Christianity. Previously the singer did “dreadful things” like go places and pull faces; not really bad like beating women or shaking babies, but got branded as thoroughly evil nevertheless. But after converting to Christianity, he isn’t bad anymore because he does “good things” like shine his shoes and comb his hair.

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