Aretusa Loser

As I sit at the table in the corner
Hoping somebody will take a chance on me
But I know that it's not cool
And I'm behaving like a fool
I've become
The Aretusa loser
As I pray to the Lord for some forgiveness
For the deeds that are going through my mind
I would love to shoot that man - ha!
To whom I am just a fan
And I've become
The Aretusa loser
Yes I've become
The Aretusa loser
Oh, if you've got a membership card, baby
You know that everything's all right
But if you're no-one and you're with nobody
You better stay home at night, yes
I've had time to reflect on past reflections
And it seems that I have been a stupid berk
'Cause every chick I try to make
She turns out to be a fake
And just one more
Aretusa loser
She just one more
Aretusa loser
Ha ha
There are times when the pressure gets too high
And you swear to yourself until you cry
Oh, you just think it's one big drag
And go home with some poxy hag
Just like you
An Aretusa loser
She's just like you
An Aretusa loser
Oh, have you heard about the film-stars who all go there
They're being seen, being seen by somebody else
Well that's their scene and good luck
But there's others there just to suck
And become
The Aretusa loser, yeah
And become
The Aretusa loser
And become
The Aretusa loser