Wahmbulance

All that I am I guess I owe to a piss-poor scam
They left me for dead
And I can’t just sit back and forget that
So I take up a little cause that I’ll never win
How about the way that I can’t grin?
How about the way you court sin?
Come and get it if you’re sold
I’m better off back at home
Where I could be far away before you knew
Far away, I just can’t take you
Have I got no shame?
I keep on calling while you’re away
Because you’re not home
Like you said, I’m all wet, but then who cares?
What is the one thing I lack?
I’d say it’s you but that’s off track
Five hundred walks could set me straight
If I could just find that tape
Come and get it if you’re sold
I’m better off back at home
Where I could be far away before you knew
Far away, I just can’t take you
(Last chance)
Look who’s talking
(I like you)
Bullshit
Born like a dog, I couldn’t help but lick my balls
Back then, all I did was a trick
Every bit just a con man
Aw, why is it so late?
The song is done and I’ve yet to speak
About the way you piss me off
I guess I’ve said “piss” enough
Come and get it if you’re sold
I’m better off back at home
Where I could be far away before you knew
Far away, I just can’t take you
(Last chance)
Look who’s talking
(I like you)
I’ll take it all the way
(I mean it)
Bullshit
You never knew me