The Phantom Medley

Well a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia
Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt
So he left Tatooine with light saber in his pants
You can bet I wanna be a Jedi
There is no try only a do
Use use use the force, trust me Luke it's neato
Listen to Ben, he'll tell you when to launch your torpedo
It's a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones
And the Falcon goes flying along
He is Darth Vader, he's a Jedi hater
He dies much later, in Episode VI
Obi-Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown,
He may cut your arm off, if you screw around
Ba la la la la la Boba, he's the bounty hunter
After Han under that armor he's got nothing on
I love the Star Wars movies, the trio without equal,
And now it's time for Episode I, pop goes the prequel.
The Phantom Menace, The Phantom Menace
Who you gonna see it with,
Share a cola with Sebulba
Or have some popcorn with the Sith
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant
They rendered him with a Pentium let's hope he's Y2K compliant
Watch pod races in heat, kaboom, kaboom
Anakin needs a booster seat oh the Tatooine day
They'll be flying around Naboo when they come
They'll be fighting battle droids of The Federation
Hey those light sabers sound just like electric razors
They'll be flying around Naboo when they...
Come all ye forceful, join the THX theater
Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala
She's a hot tamala, Natalie marry me
The saga starts with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn
Those guys were Jedis with light sabers and hair extensions
Anakin's a little boy, but someday he will destroy
The Jedi Knights and galactic fights
With ships and battle droids
He knew R2-D2 on Naboo
Luke and Leia, Ben and Yoda,
Jabba, Chewie, Han and Boba,
Ewoks, Jawas, and the Gungans,
And that guy from Pulp Fiction
Ships attacking, creatures biting,
And Darth Maul was kung fu fighting
Good and evil fade into history
And the coolest toys in retail history
Episode I!!!!
Shut up the movie has begun
That's The Phantom Medley
The End