Fuck This Song

Come on, clap, clap
Everybody clap, come on, now clap
Just like that
Now stop that clapping, I will start rapping
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you,
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off, fuck face, fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song
Schaffer the Darklord goes:
Fuckitty fuckity fucking mother ferduckity
It sucks how some fuckers make such a fuss when they fuck with me
It sucks how this fucking word seems to be stuck to me
Luckily, the company I keep doesn't care
Everywhere and anywhere everybody swears
When their little middle fingers wiggle up in the air
Dare me not to use it dude and I will lose a dare
'Cause I struggle with its usage every time that I write rhymes
Times I abuse it, but try and I might my
Little f-word is heard, it bites my ass, I fight it back; alas it wins
And then it slips right in
And begins to blend in, filling syllables in
And if it offends and/or if in the end
I'll defend its intent, then I'll get different friends
Schaffer the Darklord goes:
Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera, and a
Then, the black box goes:
Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed
Schaffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era and a
Then the black box goes:
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
When a hot, gay but famous beat drops, I'm on it
And when I'm in the house that house is haunted
And when I'm on the roof, that roof is on fire
And when I do tell the truth I sound like a liar
So fuck it, fuck this song and fuck me
Let me hear you all say, "Fuck STD" (Fuck STD)
Yes, you understand and
In case I haven't mentioned it, fuck you and your band
If you see Kay, tell her I say hey
And then tell her she should stay the hell away today
And if Kay takes offense to this then just say,
"I'm sorry Kay; I guess that this just isn't your day."
Any person heard cursing so much it's absurd
Is worse than any jerk referring to himself in third person
So take it from Schaffer, 'cause he's a nerd and he's certain
The dirty words are for the birds, this verse was terse then
Schaffer the Darklord goes:
Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera, and a
Then, the black box goes:
Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed
Schaffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era and a
Then the black box goes:
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Fuck this, fuck chris, fuck me fuck you
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off, fuck face fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song
This word is most often a verb when it's mentioned
But it's a fucking awesome adverb in this sentence
Every then and now found as a put-down noun
Or even as an adjective as in, "You fucking clown"
Wow, this number's running now and how
It's something about nothing, except fucking it now
I see why this trap happens so often in time
And why half of all rappers half-assedly rhyme
I find that my cousins use cussing as stuffing
Fluffing up some fucked up huffing and puffing
About nothing, under unintelligible mumbling
And this bumbling fuckery gets so redundant and insulting
Consumers are stupid, goofy, gullible vultures
With iPods and my god, why does pop culture
Even get to have a status as a culture at all?
What passes for subversive has nerve but no balls
You know what I find funny? Monkeys
Know what's even funnier? The phrase "fucking monkeys"
Utter it with me fuckers, say it. Fucking monkeys
It's fun, huh? You're a bunch of fucking monkeys
Fucking monkeys monkey fuck a bunch of motherfucking mothers
While some other monkeys fuck each other under one another
If you want to fuck a monkey lover, give us a kiss
Man I'm fucked if I want a radio edit of this
Schaffer the Darklord goes:
Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera, and a
Then, the black box goes:
Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed
Schaffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era and a
Then the black box goes:
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Schaffer the Darklord goes:
Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera, and a
Then, the black box goes:
Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed
Schaffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era and a
Then the black box goes:
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Fuck!