The New John Agar

Kevin is asleep in front of the TV
He opens his eyes and says "Hi" to me
He's watching "The Hypnotic Eye"
It's late but I decide to give it a try
And someday, ohhho someday it's all to be so easy for me
Riding in a nifty car
Everyone will know I'm a movie star
I throw away my guitar to be the next John Agar
Bruce and I go to the Jose Theater
Three flicks for fifty cents
Take me to your leader
We're teenagers from outer space
We just let you think we're part of the human race
And someday, ohhho someday it's all to be so easy for me
When I've discovered planet number ten
Rondo Hatton will be my very best friend
We'll kill the Muffin Man
Now the world is safe again
In Dennis' room with the black and white
I can tell it's going to be another long night
They're taking the earthlings for fools
When the captain says "Lars, hand me the tools"
And the temperature is starting to climb
They were not prepared for the horror of the green slime
But watching the Tokyo news we find that
Godzilla's been attacked by the killer shrews
And someday, ohhho someday it's all to be so easy for me
Making five movies a year
Slashing out the chords of fear
And someday is getting near
the new John Agar is here
Someday