If You're Gonna Leave Me

It's okay, just sucks to hear it on the phone
Going from town to town knowing you won't be there when I get back home
Gonna be so lonely and so lost, dear, without you
Who am I gonna take to the movies?
Who am I gonna make out with at the end?
If you're gonna leave me
Set me up with one of your friends
I won't find another girl on my own
I don't think you understand how dependent on you I've grown
Gonna gripe and moan 'til someone does something for me
Who am I bring to the party?
Who am I gonna cling to when the room spins?
If you're gonna leave me
Set me up with one of your friends
Hey!
Who am I gonna go all the way with?
Yeah, you're right I won't
But I like to pretend
If you're gonna leave me
Set me up with one of your friends
Ask around
Don't you think some girlfriend of yours is dying to take care of me
I'm a little lamb with a little money
And lots of love to give for lots of love
Oh...
Who am I gonna buy souvenirs for?
Who am I gonna fly out for the weekend?
If you're gonna leave me
Set me up with one of your friends
Hey!
Who am I gonna take to the GRAMMYs?
Who am I gonna make out with when I win?
If you're gonna leave me
Set me up with one of your friends
Set me up with one of your friends
Oh
Set me up with one of your friends
Set me up with one of your friends
Please
Set me up with one of your friends.