Eskamoes

walked into cherry tavern in the sweltering heat
poured me a beer, pulled me a seat
walked in to the back-ah to play some pool
felt some wind on my face just a bit too cool
this rude boy looked at me with his icy stare
he had a slick black parka and husky hair
but i said rudy
you can't do that to me
why do you look at me like i'm some polar bear
aint you got nothin better to do but to skank in the snow
warm up rude boy we need no eskamoes
went out to long island to see a scofflaws show
twenty vespa dogsleds lined in a row
went inside to do the ska
but that rude boy was there so i didn't get far
my face was red beat red-a
and his was bluebeat blue
and he stepped on my foot with his creeper snow shoe
so i said rudy
you can't do that to me
why don't you go home to your checkered igloo
chewin whale blubber like a bazooka joe
warm up rude boy, we need no eskamoes
went up to alaska to shoot em dead
i saw that glare off his sealskin head man
came up to me and gave me a push
now look ya buddy ya gonna mush
the ice i stood on i knew was thin
he was lookin real mean like a mod penguin
so i said rudy you cant do that to me
hold on to ya braces you goin ice fishin
say good-bye cos down you go
warm it up-a rude boy, we need no eskamoes
warm it upx3
i said good-bye cos down you go
warm it up-a rude boy, we need no eskamoes