December Massacre

Midnight on a Saturday sitting at home, watching some TBS on TV with my handy telephone. I need to make my life more interesting without a certain her, let's go on and have a December massacre.
Thanksgiving was just a week ago, already bored that's not a good sign, hell no.
I need to get myself together, and fight the urges. For the one with the gun is the one that always purges.
Is this really what I want to do? I don't think so, but I kind of do.
It's like a mountain without trees and a pond without ducks. Why am I acting like such a stupid fuck?
December massacre need a December massa-cure. (x4)
Why am I so strange inside, I don't think I really am that crazy. Am I baby?
Don't think of me as a really stupid guy, I'm just one with a stranger mind.
I never wanted to do any harm, just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Midnight on a Saturday sitting at home, watching some TBS on TV with my handy telephone. I need to make my life more interesting without a certain her, let's go on and have a December massacre.
Christmas is almost here, oh no. If I kill my family, I'll be grounded; hell no.
I need to get myself a gift and make sure it's not a gun. Damn, all I wanted was a bit of midnight fun.
Is this really how I want to go? I don't think so, it's just me putting on a show.
It's like a river without fish, and mud without a pit. I think my ideas are full of stupid shit.