Why Oh Why

Why oh why can't I get a black girl?
I had a girl from Nepal and that was good and all
I had a chick from Sri Lanka, kinda looks like Blanka
But it's all in the way that she moves and shakes
I'm gettin' kinda fuckin' tired of you whiteys but thanks
I need a bad bad chick with an attitude
I need a gangsta bitch that'll slap a dude
She don't give a fuck what you want or need
And I'm all about her but she don't want me
I've been with every little cutie on the Redhead Coast
But why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?
I knew a chick named Sati and she loved goat cheese
But I sent her on her way with a "Damn, bitch please"
When I see my ladies I always jump and shout
But they always roll they fuckin' eyes and tell me get the fuck out
I love my big booty bitches outta Charlotte, NC
But them whitebread haws ain't enough for me
I need a lady with soft dark skin and a smile
But I ain't met a girl like that in a while
I shagged all the naughty birds on the Brunette Coast
But why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?
Old Rusti knows all about them black girl blues
Listen to my bass
I turn down all the bitches on the Blondie Coast
But why can't I get the girls that I want the most?
I do everything I can and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?
Everything I want and everything I need
Is standing here right the fuck in front of me
I do everything I can and I travel round the world
Why oh why can't I get a black girl?