Recycle Bin

[intro: spoken]
Not everything goes...into the recycle bin
...you stupid pricks!
You can't recycle styrofoam!
or a potted plant....
or artichoke waste!
You cock-sucker! Fucker! Mother-fucker!
Stop tainting the waste-stream!
With ...pieces of wood!
And old underwear!
What a ya-what are ya gonna recycle those into? Huh?
Assholes!
[sung]
Not everything goes into the recycle bin!
(A shattered dream?
A divorce?
Those are just waste!)
A broken heart is useless to society.
(Some things simply must be thrown away!)
[spoken]
What d'ya think we can make with chicken bones anyway?
Recycle them into uh-'Pepsi' bottles?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Listen, you fuckheads!
All-All ya have to do is-uh read the top of the bin!
Follow the instructions!
You're not-uh 5-year old children!
It's doctors and lawyers doing this!
It's extremely irresponsible!
It's pathetic!
[sung]
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
(A career from someone...who couldn't meet the grade?
That darkness...that invades our thoughts.
[sung] The album that no one bought!
(A humble offering from a man re-entering the dating game.)
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
Some things simply must be thrown away!
Not everything goes in-to the recyle bin!
(Not my career...and not those chicken bones!)
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
(A sugar-free birthday cake??
A still-born kitten??)
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
(A wedding ring? Whatta ya gonna make out of that?? A car??)
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
(You pricks! You fucking pricks!)
Not everything goes in-to the recycle bin!
(Goddammit ta hell!)