Beat the Bitch (That Talks Too Much)

[sound clip] The Black Adder is a venomous reptile, and women are his prey!
If a bitch talks shit, I'll whip her lip, I'll grab her tit, and make her strip
Pimp Daddy Welfare ain't afraid to hit, a stupid bitch, that's talking shit
[sound clip] I don't remember asking you a goddamned thing!
So if your bitch starts talking that yang, don't be afraid to give her some "dang!"
A lead pipe to the head, if that's your thang - beatin' that bitch with a whole lot of "clang"
Beat her so bad she'll forget her name
But that don't matter, 'cuz they're all the same
Beat one down, get five more - you got game
[CHORUS]
Get up, stand up, throw your fuckin' hands up -
Wave 'em from side to side
Get out, you bitch, before I bust your lip,
And blacken your fuckin' eye
[END CHORUS]
[2X]
Now, Pimp Daddy Welfare wanna let you know -
It ain't often I gotta hit a ho
'Cuz I keep my bitches in line; in row
And as for the stickin' - they want it so
What'chu wanna bet I'm makin' em sweat, when they're feelin' my flow
Whether I'm stickin' 'em fast, or stickin' 'em slow
When I'm dickin' 'em high, or dickin' em low
Always satisfied, from tit to toe
But if it comes to a fight, then bring it on
I'll let her know that she is wrong
And I'll pile-drive that bitch in her own front lawn,
I'll pile-drive that bitch in her own front lawn
'Cuz bitches come, and bitches go
But this one thing is all I know:
Never love a bitch, or a ho
And when it comes to gettin' married - just say no
[CHORUS 1X]
We now interrupt this track to bring you a poem by...
PIMP DADDY WELFARE
All women are hos; all women are tricks
All women are good for, is sucking our dicks
Women can cook; women can clean
But women ain't shit, if you know what I mean
Women are stupid; women are dumb
And all they're good for, is making me cum
If I were a woman, I'd kill myself
So suck my dick, and here's to your health
[sound clip of applause]
Now back to more of that funky shit...
I'll let a bitch speak, and I'll let a bitch talk
But if she talks too much, she'll be lyin' in chalk
And if I ever got tried, wanna bet I'd walk?
'Cuz even the crooked-ass judge can understand
That there ain't nothin' worse than a talkin' wo-man
{sound clip] Never say anything again as long as you live
[CHORUS 1X]
Get out, stand up, before I bust your lip,
Wave 'em from side to side
Get up, you bitch - throw your fuckin' hands up
And blacken your fuckin' eye
[CODA]
Bitches shouldn't talk, and bitches shouldn't speak
'Cuz bitches are dumb, and bitches are weak
[repeat coda 4X]
[sound clip] There is a... a great deal... of, um, of love, and respect