Once I went to the circus and I saw this clown
Well he was the kind of clown who makes you want to do things you shouldn't
You know, bad things

Bozo, oh no no
Goo goo ga ga ga
Oh no bla bla bla
What's in your clown plants

I want your big nose, I want your red mouth
I want to find out what you've got down south
I want your gloves on my ass
Your big blue gloves
Gloves gloves gloves

Krusty and Bozo are telling me lies
Ronald McDonald is selling me fries
It's only you
Can't resist your giant shoes
And you know what they say about big shoes, don't you

You know what I like
When they start to fit tight
I want them bad, your big clown pants

I want your suitcase, I want your freckles
You and me inside your big clown pants
I want a change to juggle your balls
Can I get inside your big clown pants?
Oh Bongo, so hot in your big clown pants
Oh Bongo, what have you got inside your big clown pants?

Your unicycle or your pogo stick
I wanna do you while you're doing a trick
I'm on my knees when you swing on your trapeze
And I like the show from down here

I like your hair, it's so stiff and blue
I'd crash a birthday to be with you and your balloons
Just make a snake you hot buffoon

Don't give me popcorn, just honk your bike horn
I want 'em bad, your big clown pants

So big and baggy, your red polka dots
I wanna get inside your big clown pants
I'll be the bottom, you'll be the big top
Let's get you out of those big clown pants
Oh Koko (I want your clown pants)
So hot in your big clown pants (I want your clown pants)
Oh Bongo (I want your clown pants)
I wanna get inside your big clown pants (I want your clown pants)

Lion tamers drive me crazy
Acrobats are so damn lazy
Come with me, I don't mean maybe
Let me be your clown bitch baby

It turns me on when you do mine
Like when you're trapped inside a box like mine
Let's get nasty now in your tiny car
In your tiny car
In your tiny car
In your tiny car

I love your j-j-j-j-joker face
Want to sit on your j-j-j-j-joker face

Your red suspenders, your strange little dog
A man with makeup is my kind of guy
You make me weak, you big circus freak
Those fuzzy buttons just get me high

Bozo, oh no no
Goo goo ga ga ga
Binky bla bla bla
What's in your clown plants

Is that an explosive bag of nuts in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?



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    Parody of "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

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