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Hey Masturbator Lyrics
OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and I know I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny
got a tingle in my bone
Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharon Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!
I go a little faster
and its feeling kinda nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Woman moans*
I use some baby oil
or a lil' Vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz you don't know where its been
HEY MASTURBATOR!
I'm do it in my car
while I'm driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz I'm sticking to the seat
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan*
Since I was a kid
I have been a masturbator
choke the chicken
hold the knob
squeezing the tomato
I flip to miss November
Now I'm gonna take Raider
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Buffing the banana
Drain the lizard
shake and bake 'em
Pounding on the flounder
and its mayonnaise I'm a-making
Spank the frank
wax the carrot
god my hand its aching
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Sitting in my house
and I know I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny
got a tingle in my bone
its the one with Sharon Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!
and its feeling kinda nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!
or a lil' Vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz you don't know where its been
while I'm driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz I'm sticking to the seat
I have been a masturbator
choke the chicken
hold the knob
squeezing the tomato
I flip to miss November
Now I'm gonna take Raider
Drain the lizard
shake and bake 'em
Pounding on the flounder
and its mayonnaise I'm a-making
Spank the frank
wax the carrot
god my hand its aching
HEY MASTURBATOR!
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