I Lobster And Never Flounder

I was a cook
And she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Cafe
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice
And the seaweed salad
Some little shrimp just lured her away
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart
I said, "Just squid and leave me
For that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new"
She was the bass I ever had
Now my life has no porpoise
Oh, my cod, I love her, yes, I do
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh, I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in
Eel only break her heart

Boy, I swordfish she'd come back to me, Sandy
I shore'd a whale of a time
Now, Richard, you know she'd just pull that
'Not tonight I've got a haddock' routine
You're probably right
But y'know, I've kelped her picture
In my walleye just for the halibut
I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?
Did you, did you say 'perch'?
Yeah, I'm 'fraid so
That's good, for a moment there
I thought I was losing my herring
Well, we bass squid all this seahorsing around
Before these people out here go into a state of shark
Yeah, if we get out of here alive
It's going to be a mackerel
Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam