It Happens Every Night

"Never again." I said
as I awoke in my pissed on bed
swore off all the booze
and the drugs making me an animal
who pukes at the bar
and takes off his clothes
and don't give a shit
who's getting pissed off
just when I think I'll be a good man
I start to get thirsty
here's trouble again
woah hey oh oh
it's time for a bender
oh woah oh oh oh
ain't gonna remember
woah hey oh oh
just a hell of a time
it happens every night
woah hey oh oh
"We have to ask you to leave."
woah oh oh oh
where the hell are my keys?
woah hey oh oh
who's taking me home?
it happens every night
woke up in the morn
to a snoring face of a horror
blacked out so glad
don't wanna remember
disgusting times we had
just as my buzz begins to wear off
and the evil hangover wants to show up
I crawl to the place
I'm always welcome at
cause money is green
and my liver is black
woah hey oh oh
it's time for a bender
woah oh oh
ain't gonna remember
woah hey oh oh
just a hell of a time
it happens every night
woah hey oh oh
"We have to ask you to leave."
woah oh oh oh
where the hell are my keys?
woah hey oh oh
I'm stumbling home
it happens every night
woah hey oh oh
it's time for a bender
woah oh oh oh
ain't gonna remember
woah hey oh oh
just a hell of a time
it happens every night
woah hey oh oh
"We have to ask you to leave."
woah oh oh oh
where the fuck are my keys?
woah hey oh oh
I'm stumbling home
it happens every night