My Friend Jesus

Basically,Jesus's the only friend we can rely on when everything goes bonkers/ when no one's there for ya.

I bought a product they should not have sold I called the helpline, they put me on hold I've been waiting for an hour Now my phone's losing power and I'm gonna explode

I hear how may I help you today? I know a very rude answer but I'm wondering, hey

What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus If everybody loved like my friend Jesus If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus It would give the world a new beginning What if this is like an early inning?

I state my business, she puts me on hold I'm back to thinking I'm gonna explode And the dog wants dinner And the music they're playing is the soundtrack of hell

You say two wrongs don't make a right Just try listening to Celine Dion all night

But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus If everybody loved like my friend Jesus If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus If we want to mend world relations Surely I can show a little patience

I've been waiting around for this world to change Another day cut loose, another lame excuse I've got the why and how to start here and now

Then my cellphone drops the call and I spew out vitriol And as my fist goes through the wall A voice says be the change you wanna see

'Cause if everybody talked like my friend Jesus If everybody loved like my friend Jesus If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus What a changed world this could be

If everybody talked like my friend Jesus If everybody loved like my friend Jesus If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus What a changed world this could be Starting now maybe I can start a change in me