Beecharmer

Sewed everything he said
Together with a thread
Repeatin' in my mind
Each word like a rhyme
Like a penny serenade
Liltin' through a song
He says the record's overplayed
Where did I go wrong
He never stayed at first
Could not commit the time
Ignored all the quirks but he still did the crime
And when he goes away
I know you'll call and cry
And when he calls back today
I know I'm gonna try
But I know you're mine
When you're on the line
Is it somethin' I said
Won'tcha let him walk away
Got it stuck in my head
Don'tcha hear a word I say
Is it something I said
Every night the same old moan it's
Eeieeieee
Am waiting till my Joe comes home
I'm the queen of QVC
You're leanin' on my ear
You mean the world to me
Though the connection isn't clear
Like my inkspot seventy-eights
Convenient when you're low
Feel like an antelope on a nature show
I guess I gotta go
But I know you're mine
When you're on the line
Is it somethin I said
Would you let him walk away
Got it stuck in my head
Don'tcha hear a word I say
Is it something I said
Everytime we're on the phone it's
Eeieeieee
Am waiting till my Joe comes home
Hey
Castaway romance
What's it gonna take
No knights with shiny armor
Hey
Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer
Well I scold and I scratch to make him stay
But he don't wanna know from me
Why that old alley cat he runs away
Lock the door and lose the key
Is it somethin I said
Won'tcha let him walk away
Got it stuck in my head
Don'tcha hear a word I say
Is it something I said
Every night the same trombone it's
Eeieeieee
Am waitin till my Joe comes home
Hey
Last car wreck romance
What's it gonna take
No knights with shiny armor
Hey
Try a different dance
Oh I'm a real beecharmer