Whatareya

You're a yob or you're a wanker
Take your fucking choice
So who is your favourite genius?
James Hird or James Joyce?
You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wanker club
You thought I meant tabletop dancing?
Well, you're a yobbo, bub
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
Wankers once used mobile phones
But now that's sort of changing
And yobs once lived in cottage homes
Ain't social change amazing?
If a yob and wanker want a girl
The wanker guy will get her
The both of them are equally ugly
The wanker hides it better
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
A wanker fights inequality
And for people's rights
A wanker fights class prejudice
A yobbo just fights
Yob or wanker, wanker or yob
Pass me the brush to tar ya
Make your choice then live your life
Come on, pal, what are ya?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker