Rumours

How do rumors get started?
They're started by the jealous people and
They get mad since somethin' they had,
And somebody else is holdin'.
They tell me that temptation
Is very hard to resist.
But these wicked women,
Oohh, they just persist.
Maybe you think it's cute,
But girl I'm not impressed.
I tell you one time only,
With my business, please don't mess.
Look at all these rumors,
Surroundin' me everyday.
I just need some time.
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors.
I can't take it no more.
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?
Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose.
That came straight from a guy
Who claims he's tasted her juice.
Did you hear the one about Michael?
Some say he must be gay.
I tried to argue but they said,
If he were straight he wouldn't move that way.
Did you hear the one about Susan?
Some say she's just a tease...
In her camisole, she's six feet tall
She'll knock you to you knees.
Look at all these rumors,
Surroundin' me everyday.
I just need some time.
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors.
I can't take it no more.
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?
I can't go no place,
Without somebody pointin' a finger.
I can't show my face 'cause
When it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer.
It seems to rumors,
I can't just get away.
I bet there'll be rumors
Floating around on judgment day.
I think I'll write my congressman,
And tell him to pass a bill.
The next time they catch somebody,
Started rumors -- shoot to kill!
Look at all these rumors,
Surroundin' me everyday.
I just need some time.
Some time to get away from
From all these rumors.
I can't take it no more.
My best friend say did you
Hear the one about me
And the girl next door?