Let Us Take You for a Ride

[Cliff:]
The bush upon the rotor pump
Is pushed into the floater sump
It's wearing out the trunnion teeth
By bearing on the cog beneath
Which means in terms of tension swings
The seams of your suspension springs
In cyclic thirds are set apart
In very simple words, dear ladies
Your car won't start
[All singing:]
So we're making this offer
Ride with us, come ride with us
Through the countryside with us
For our bus has every comfort inside
We are pleading,
Please let us take you for a ride
[Short music break]
[Cliff:]
To try to wrench the gyro sphere
Without a bench would take all year
[Steve:]
Don't risk it like this on the road
The brisket feed light might explode
[Cyril:]
The ball valve's past the hydro trend
There's something nasty round the bend
[Edwin:]
The lubri-tank is running low
[All:]
To put it very frankly, ladies,
your car won't go
So ride with us
Come ride with us
Better be allied with us
Here's an offer
That is quite bona fide
We are pleading
Please let us take you for a ride
[Very long music break]
[Cliff very fast:]
You know I wouldn't be surprised
That gasket hood looks pulverised
The shocking coil is now reversed
So flush it, boil and then you burst
Compression peak will soon distend
The leak that leaks in your big end
The nasty coke has got a hitch
Around the choke adjustment switch
The piston spark is dynamite
and cutting out the parking light
And from its shake, your outside brake
Is needing a new drum!
[All (slower):]
In fact, make no mistake
You've really had it, chum
[Cliff (with others singing in a round):]
So ride with us
Come ride with us
Past the forest
And the riverside
Take a tour with us
That's really nationwide
For as guys we're really qualified
There's no need to look terrified
For when you have tried
You will say, wide-eyed!
We are just what the doctor specified
We are pleading, please let us take you for a...
Ride with us!
Ride with us!
[Short music break]
Please let us take you for a ride!