The Rodeo Song

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know you piss me off
You fucking jerk get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know, you piss me off
Fucking jerk get on my nerves
Well, it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know, you piss me off
You fucking jerk get on my nerves
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof, you know, you piss me off
You fucking jerk get on my nerves