If the Kid Can't Make You Come

You like my crib, baby?
Well,come a little closer, don't be shy
Darlin' I want you so bad
I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad
If you didn't breakdown and let me in
You better let me in, baby
Don't you know if the Kid can't make you come
Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody can
Am I gettin' through, baby?
Sweetheart, I can be as gentle as a lamb
If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off baby
And lover, straddle my brass
And we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby, whatever gets you off
'Cause if the Kid can't make you come
Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
Ain't nobody can make you come [not too sure about this line]
If the Kid can't make you come
No! Nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come
No oh oh nobody can
Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass?
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody
If the Kid can't make you come
Nobody (continues throughout)
That's a pretty blouse
"Thank you"
Take it off
"Is that better?"
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
"Well I'll tell you what, cutie, I'll let you take that off"
Oh Yes!
This little hook went to Holland
This little hook went to France
This little hook went to London
And this little hook went to...uhmm
Oh lord! Honey, don't you ever try to breastfeed no baby
"Why not"
Never mind...What time is it?
"Titty time"
I know that's right
"uhmm"
What's my name?
"Morris"
Now come on now, baby, what's my real name?
"Uh uh"
Talk to me, talk to me
"M Mo Mor MORRIS!"
Yes! Oh, baby, you're just too sexy!
"Morris?"
Yeah baby?
"What's my name?"
It's baby, ain't it?
"Oh Morris, what's my"
Waaa ga ga ga
"Oh Morris"
Too sexy
I bet you thought I'd never be this good, did you?
(Dance)
Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
"What do you mean?"
You know, like you used to do in school
"You gotta be kidding...I guess you're not"
Come on baby, Morris is listening!
"Ok, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands"
Oh lord!
Ain't nobody bad...