Goodbat Nightman

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
May thieves go to jail for a very long time
They've had a hard day helping clean up the town
Now they hang from the mantelpiece both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
Batman and Robin are saying their prayers...
(Batman & Robin:)
God bless Superman and Superwoman!
Aquaman and Aquawoman!
Ironman and Ironwoman!
Spiderman and Spiderwoman!
Plasticman and Plasticwoman!
Crazyman an-
(Robin:)
be -be -batman..
(Batman:)
Yes Robin?
(Robin:)
Was there a Batwoman?
(Batman:)
There was once, boy wonder, a long time bat.
(Robin:)
Where is she now?
(Batman:)
I'm afraid she's no longer with us...
(Robin:)
Oh...you mean...?
(Batman:)
Yes, she's in the great belfry up there in the sky...
(Robin:)
Holy saint-batwoman...what happened?
(Batman:)
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.
(Robin:)
Suicide?
(Batman:)
Batricide...
(Robin:)
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
"KER-POW!"
They've locked all the doors and they've put out the bat
*MEOW!*
Put on their bat-jamas
*We like doing that!*
Filled their bat-waterbottles, made their bat-beds
With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing red eyes and they're counting black sheep...
Batman and Robin are falling asleep...
(door opens)
(Robin:)
W-where are you going Batman?
(Batman:)
The Batroom!
(Robin:)
Holylujah!
(door closes)