I'm Fat

Weeell, I've got big tits and I can't reach my dick
when I wanna take a piss;
I'm fat!
(Come on Calvin don't you do me like that, you know it's not fun being fat.)
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits,
I never take a bath;
I'm fat!
(Aw c'mon Calvin, it's not so bad!)
Weeell, I've got big tits and I can't reach my dick
when I wanna take a piss;
I'm fat!
(Aw come on Calvin don't you do me like that, you know it's not fun being fat.)
Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits,
I never take a bath;
I'm fat!
(Please Calvin, it's not so bad!)
Weeell, I've got big tits and I can't reach my dick
when I wanna take a piss;
I'm fat!
(Come on Calvin don't you diss me like that, I can't stand being fat.)
I eat a big bag of chips, take smelly shits,
I never take a bath;
I'm fat!
(I can't help it Calvin, you know I'm fat!!)
Weeell, I've got big tits and I can't reach my dick
when I wanna take a piss;
I'm fat!
(Aw come on Calvin don't you do me like that, you know it's not fun being fat.)
I eat a big bag of chips, take smelly shits,
I never take a bath;
I'm fat!
(Aw c'mon, it's not so bad!)
(You know it's...it's...I-I-I'm just fat man!)
Got big tits and I can't reach my dick
when I wanna take a piss;
I'm fat!
(Come on Calvin don't treat me like that, I-I can't stand it.)
Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits,
I never take a bath;
I'm fat!
(Aw c'mon, it's not so bad!)