Russian Unicorn

I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
I got a porcupine called Zazoom, he leaves his scent on people's graves
(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
Why don't y'all just float off, now you're useless
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
There she go, now watch me flow
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
We're here for too long... we gotta run, ok?
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
When I count to three dismount
I think that I ought to confess
I... drink... fire... water...
But I don't want the keys to your van
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
We can shoot a unicorn
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
And I'm gonna keep you warm
Till you wake up in the morning
I got your Barbie zucchini
Happy Monsoon Day!
And you promised you'd lick it
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
"I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe."