Weenie Ride

I wanna tell you bout something fun
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland
You know that the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a roller coaster
It'll stretch you out so wide
I'm gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight cuz I'm cumming inside
It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
I wanna sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
and better than the monkey bars
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
Or in the back of your daddy's car
And it's open all day - nighttime too
Seven fucking days a week
It only shuts down intermittently
So I can take a leak
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride it face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
when some leverage is applied
Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry
Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Scream for me!
Scream out in ecstasy!
Honey, Once you've tried the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby how you gonna get to heaven
If you can't take a little pain?
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
Oops I think I got a little DNA
all over your backside
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby
I don't mind
Even with a bug ol' Muff you wont get denied
For the weenie ride
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
It's a weenie ride
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
Gonna spread your thighs
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
Oooh ooh ooh
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
It's a weenie ride
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
It's a weenie ride yeah yeah
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
Baby baby baby baby
It's a weenie ride