Show Us Your Titties [feat. Al City]

MATT:
If I had giant titties I would never get shit done
I'd just slap them round on everything like big ol' bags of fun
Stand in front of the mirror to jiggle and play
Get my homies to touch them, but not in a gay way
But I'm a dude with dude sized breasts
And that's the way I like it 'cause the ladies like me best
I'll put my face in your titties and cup them with my hand
Then I'll motorboat you to a different land
I wanna get into your beavage
But I'll take a dose of cleavage
From your Babylon bobalons
Your back must be quite strong
I was so lucky girl to find ya
Before when I said beavage
I meant vagina
Yeah I'm grooving with my boobies
And it's making all my fruities
Get all ready for their duties
Hope I don't have to use roofies
But I will if that's what it's gonna take
Or I'll take a mental image and I'll masturbate
Never gonna hate if I gotta wait
Titties are great
CHORUS:
All the ladies out there
Lift your shirts up in the air
Don't be afraid, no need to care
There are titties everywhere!
Show us your titties (Hey!)
Let's see your titties (Hey!)
I want your titties (Hey!)
Get out your tithes (For me!)
AL CITY:
Ever since I was a young boy growing up in the world
I wanted to see a rack of titties being unfurled
I would hate to be like a breast all day
Being crushed and locked up in the tightest way
Squished and squashed and stuck in a bra
We need them titties out, not like jam in a jar
Your nipples are hard,your boobies are hot
And if you're up for it you can nibble on my cock (on my cock)
Breasts, boobies, or mammary glands
Bouncy fun bags or happy cans
Just want to have those boobies all in my hands
And I can take you to the top with my breasticle plans
I'm licking and sucking all on your breasts
A White Russian with breast milk is the best
So make your boobies bounce all up and down
I'm like a priest on a young boy going to town
CHORUS
I got a boner
Got a boner?
Over titties
Over titties?
Got a boner over tithes
Over titties
Fuck yeah!
CHORUS