The Barmaid's Canon

I don't know what I should say any more
I've not had a crush like this before
I wish I could sink into the floor
When I think of what I've said before
My friends are always with me
They offer their support
They say, "just keep it snappy,"
They say, "just keep it short,"
But then they can't help laughing
They say I've lost my touch
And then I get so nervous
I always drink too much
But I know enough to know you won't just want a rough ride
So I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
I guess you've heard all of these lines before
Eyes like yours get noticed times, I'm sure
Hope you're not celibate any more
And that's not your boyfriend at the door
I'm not much of a fighter
But I've got lots of fight
Whatever I do for you
I'll try and do it right
'Cause I know enough to know you won't just want a rough ride
So I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
'Cause I know enough to know you won't just want a rough ride
So I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
So don't walk away
There's nothing to fear from hearing what I have to say
'Cause everyone knows that you are lovely on the outside
And everyone thinks that I am just another rough guy
And I know enough to know I won't just want to sit shy
So I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
Yeah, I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
I just want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
Yeah, I want to know if you're as lovely on the inside
I just want to know if you're as lovely on the inside