Pier Cats

these days it seems that you can hardly go to the pier
without being hassled by the cats who think they own the place
there's too many cats i wonder how they got there
when will they leave? who keeps feeding them?
the kitties and their peers down at the pier appear sincere but i know
they got somethin' planned down there by the sand
afraid to interfere, I have a fear, won't disappear cause i know
some evil scam, rifle in each hand
it may sound strange but there's a fear they invoke in me
with their piercing yellow eyes they just look at me, laughing hysterically
there's too many cats i wonder how they got there
when will they leave? who keeps feeding them?
the kitties and their peers down at the pier appear sincere but i know
they got somethin' planned down there by the sand
afraid to interfere, I have a fear, won't disappear cause i know
some evil scam, rifle in each hand (x2)
these days it seems that you can hardly go to the pier
without being hassled by the cats who think they own the place
there's too many cats i wonder how they got there
when will they leave? who keeps feeding them?
(various meows and reeeows)