Why Can't You Trust Me

I want you to know one thing
You ain't getting no engagement ring
So if you wanna keep being with me
Oh, You gotta give me just a little
A little more space
Stop chasing me around all over the place
And checking all the comments on my damn Myspace
You're acting like a friggin nut
Why can't you trust me baby?
Why can't you trust me baby?
So I did a little blow-get off my back
It's not like I'm smoking crack
Why can't you trust me baby?
I wanna tell you just one thing more
Don't treat me like a dirty man-whore, ya
Cuz I can walk right out your mom's front door
Oh, You better treat me with a little
A little respect
Before I go "Chris Brown" and punch you in the neck
keep your insecurities in fucking check
Before I fuck all your ugly friends
Why can't you trust me baby?
Why can't you trust me baby?
I must have caught something from the toilet seat
You know that I would never cheat
Why can't you trust me baby?
Why can't you trust me baby?
If you think I'm messing round then get a grip
Or you're gonna get a big fat lip
I tell you everything I do
Is always gonna be for you
But you don't ever hear a word
You treat me like a friggin turd
Just like a big juicy turd!
You better open your eyes
And shut your trap
I ain't puttin up with any more
Of your crap
Stop threatening the bitches on my Facebook page
Or I'm gonna rip your head off in a cocaine rage
Why you gotta check my prison history?
Baby, why can't we just let it be a mystery?
Besides everyone knows it was YOU
Who blew Justin Beiber at the petting zoo
Why can't you trust me baby?
Why can't you trust me baby?
I'm singing real soft so you'll understand
I don't cheat like the rest of the band!
Why can't you trust me baby?
Why can't you trust me baby?
Our love is fragile like a piece of glass
Don't make me dump your big fat ass!