If You Really Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me
Than you really really really gotta to show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playing "Call Of Duty"
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really really really really
Love me, If you really really love me...
If you really truly wanna make me feel nice
Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
If I get fat and I look like an ape
Lie to me an tell me I'm in great shape
Then I know that you really really really really love me
If you wonder what I did with the rent
Just consider it money well spent
I bought drugs and a new surf board
So just go tell your dumb landlord
That you love me
You really really love me
If I have sex with your friend Melanie, Don't act like it's some kind of felony
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
And you get to ride the pony, or course
Cuz I'm really really really really really really really fond of you too
When you think it's really Sucky, girl
All your friends will say you're lucky, girl
You got a man who's hot you see
And all the girls want to be with me
Cause they love me
They really really love me!
Yes they do!!
If you really really really really love me
You'll never make hang out with your family
You mom sucks and dad really Hates me
When I try to borrow money he berates me
Somehow he things that I'm too old for you, Cuz your 19 and I'm 52
He can't see that you really really really really love me.
You Really Really Really Love me
If You Really Really love me.