17 Girls In A Row

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night
And ten of the gave me head
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed
The very next day I told the guys
They flipped me off and said "that's all lies"
I have to admit I was a little peaved
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row!
I banged 17 girls in the grocery store
And never lost my erection
They had to mop up sperm in aisle 3
And some poop in the produce section
When I told the boys in the band they said
Motherfucker you're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw
They're all just jealous cuz they know it's true
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row
17 girls in a row
17 girls
17 girls in a row
When I was all done they was begging for more!
I fucked 17 girls in the trailer park
Down in Memphis, Tennessee!
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees
Like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the ban to the thank you ma'am
Then I praised the lord like Billy Graham
Hell maybe where I'm gonna go
But when I get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row