I'm Not Gay

I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
It's hard to be a guy like me
Queer in Dallas closet-free
So I moved to Austin just to see
Dressed in drag my ass got beat
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
San Anton became my home
But I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail
But got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, it's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
Naked in the retrograde
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim "I'm not gay"
"I just pretend I am when I'm drunk"
"I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay"
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim "I'm not gay"
"I just pretend I am when I'm drunk"
"I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay"
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I, I, I, I'm not gay, I'm not gay