The Legend of Simon and Milo

In a distant time, in a distant place,
there was a great war.
Many countries of the world drafted great armies
and sent them into fields of battle
in a fight for territory and power.
In one of these countries,
and one of these armies,
there was a man named Simon.
One day, Simon was chosen
to be part of a special sea mission.
So he boarded one of the tall warships
and set out across the channel
as part of his country's grand invasion strategy.
Simon's ship sailed for hours,
when suddenly the channel curved
and hiding around the corner
were dozens of of waiting enemy ships.
The battle was fierce.
Soldiers fought hand to hand
on the decks of the ships
and in the surrounding waters,
engaged in a struggle on the dangerous sea.
Simon found himself in a struggle
with the tall and handsome Milo,
a soldier from one of the enemy armies.
They were well-matched opponents,
and as they fought with all the strength and cunning they posessed,
it appeared as though they were locked in a dead heat.
The only question was,
"How dead and how hot?"
All at once there was a thunderous noise from the sky
and the sea and the battleships were plunged into the darkness.
Out of the darkness, a huge vortex appeared in the sky
and a brilliant light ripped apart the dark clouds.
It settled on Simon and Milo and their struggle at sea.
"Simon and Milo,"
it announced,
"You have been chosen.
Chosen to live in a time that is not your own,
sentenced to walk the Earth in search of True Love.
Only True Love holds the key to your destiny."
And all at once, Simon and Milo were transported
from the blood, sweat and saltwater of this faraway battle
and into the present.
Through their epic quest,
these former enemies found friendship.
Using an abandoned castle on the Isle of Man
as their personal studio / compound,
the duo began to document their worldly travel in song.
This is the story of Simon and musical wizard Milo
as they travel the modern world
in an endless search for true love.
Only their friendship keeps Simon going
from port to port,
city to city,
love to loss
with the hope that the right girl
will capture his restless heart.
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