A Song About Acne

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Spots on my face too much acne to embrace the person behind them
Zits on my back with heads bright white, scarlet and black
In much too much an awkward place to pop them
Pimples on my chest probably there because i'm stressed
About the people talking behind my back about the spots on my face
The ones I wish I could erase just like the so called friends that like to
Tease me about them.
Clearasil and Freederm sitting in my bathroom
The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work
Proactive solution deserves an execution for being an ablution
That does nothing but smirk at me
Cos I'm an acne ridden teen
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Countless times I've tried and tried but my skin just ends up all dry
And I am left wanting to stay inside
But then one day I said
'Charlie it's not as bad as it could be
They're only spots it's not like you've died!
Be a man, be who you are but try not to pop them in case they scar
Even though squeezing them is fun fun fun!
Understand at the end of the day to put your hands up and say ok
Get out of the bathroom and lie out in the sun
Because I've heard that that helps!'
Clearasil and Freederm sitting in my bathroom
The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work
Proactive solution deserves an execution for being an ablution
That does nothing but smirk at me
Cos I'm an acne ridden teen
But I won't let that define me
Cos the people that mind don't matter
And the people that matter don't mind
So when all that pus goes splatter
You'll wipe it from your mirror and wipe it from your mind
Cos you could try a dairy free diet
And drink 8 cups of water a day
But in the end your acne will still run riot
Cos the hormones that cause them just won't go away
Ready?
Clearasil and Freederm sitting in my bathroom
The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work
Proactive solution deserves an execution for being an ablution
That does nothing but smirk at me
Cos I'm an acne ridden, somewhat smelly, kind of weird but generally A-OK teen