And Then I Died

One rainy day at Hogwarts school
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by, I said "Don't I look fly?"
She said "No, ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool!"
I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking, now this is war
So I started to bawl and ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the door
Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy
You're not a girl and you don't belong here
I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died
I don't know what happened during that attack
My body seized up, everything went black
Then I floated away, and you know what they say
My life still sucked, so then I came back
That evil witch wouldn't get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
Till the Ministry called, oh and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today
Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy
You're not a girl and you don't belong here
I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died
Been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It's not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go but there's one thing I know -
Olive Hornby is burning in hell!
Out of my bathroom, you're really creepy
You're not a girl and you don't belong here
I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes (and then I died)
And now I'm Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing's been the same ever since
the day I...