Famous for Nothing

('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
I love my fame
So let's talk more about me
I got no shame
My sex tape's coming out next week
I'm so crazy
'Cause it's good for the ratings
So take another picture for Us Weekly
I call them my friends
You call them paparazzi
Turn out the lights
Camera's a go
Get out the way
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
I can't act, can't dance, can't write, can't sing
(No, I can't do anything)
Turn out the lights
Pile up the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
Good press, bad press
It makes no difference to me
If I go to the grocery store
I make sure to call TMZ
When I go out, I get paid to party
I'm always on the list
Champagne, red carpet
You fly coach
I only fly private
Turn out the lights
Camera's a go
Get out the way
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
I can't act, can't dance, can't write, can't sing
(No, I can't do anything)
Turn out the lights
Pile up the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
I'm dating someone famous
It makes me even more famous
It's true
I can hear you people laughing
Can't you see the joke is really on you?
Now you follow up all my ups and downs
I'm filling up my bank accounts
I'm so big, I'm so important
Wanna be my friend?
Just call my agent
They say you only got fifteen minutes
And mine are almost up
I guess I'll take the bus back home
When my spin-off flops
Turn out the lights
Camera's a go
Get out the way
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
I can't act, can't dance, can't write, can't sing
(No, I can't do anything)
Turn out the lights
Pile up the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
I got the life
Too bad for you
Get out the way
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
('Cause I'm famous for nothing)
I can't act, can't dance, can't write, can't sing
(No, I can't do anything)
Turn out the lights
Pile up the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
'Cause I'm famous for nothing