House Song

I'm a Ravenclaw, I like to read books
When I cast spells, they're off the freakin' hook
I'm a Gryffindor, I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down, and fight till the end
I'm a Slytherin, I am very rich
I'll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch
I'm a Hufflepuff, just stayin' relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends, no feuds, we got tact
Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here!
Pffh!
Have a good time!
A good time!
I'm a Ravenclaw, got wit beyond measure
I can catch a Snitch like it's caught up in a tether
I'm a Slytherin, the house of a snake
Come get in my way and get tossed in the lake
I'm a Gryffindor and we own the sky
Yeah, we always win with our rally cry
I'm a Slytherin, the top of my class
If you disagree I'll kick your muggle ass
Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
Well, I haven't read the books, but... I've seen all the movies!
Let's beat him up!
Let's beat him up!
I'm a Slytherin, a big fan of Snape
If it's a MoM album we have to say Snape
I'm a Hufflepuff, we're true to the end
United we stand so I stand with my friends
I'm a Gryffindor, as brave as they come
And my namesake sword will get the job done
I'm a Ravenclaw, my brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper but not a total ass
So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyway, Aaron?
He's from the show The Big Bang Theory!
You're out of the band.
He's no Spock!
I don't wanna go!