This Ain't My Day

I walked, the whole nine yards
Across town, and missed the boat
I gave, your diamond ring
To the rough part of the sea
I left, a pocket full of sunshine in my other jeans
And then, it rained cats and dogs and I'm allergic to them all
Yeah!
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expecting things to carry on this way
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day!
Embraced, my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poison oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took, one for the road
A drove directly into a wall
Come on!
Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expecting things to carry on this way
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day!
My truck's broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died
And my neighbor is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts
My knee hurts
But who am I to complain?
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expecting things to carry on this way
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day
(Should've never gotten out of bed!)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skyies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expecting things to carry on this way
This ain't my year
This ain't my week
This ain't my day
This ain't my week
This ain't my year
This ain't my day!
This ain't my week
This ain't my year
This ain't my day!