I Shot Biggie

It was cold in L.A.
As I sped through town
Burning down those streets
Wearing a great, big frown
So I popped in the CD
And I took a little listen
Hoping to improve my bitter mood
It didn't help too much
It only made it worse
I could only take so much
Before I pulled up to the curb
I took it out, and laid it down
Shot right through the jewel case
You should've seen the great, big
Smile on my face
I shot biggie
And I laughed when I did
I hate rap
It's notoriously shit
I shot biggie
It was worse than justin bieber
Like a boss, I laid him down
In my rearview mirror
I felt so ecstatic
I just had to celebrate
So I drove up to McDonalds
And got a milkshake
Then I pulled into Wendy's
Got the biggie order fries
Went back home
And watched it happen live
A few seconds later
There's a knock at my door
Her name was Faith Evans
And she said she'd be my whore
That biggie liked to cheat
And neglect his only son
I said bitch, get to steppin'
Before I load my fucking gun
I shot biggie
And I laughed when I did
Cause I hate rap
It's notoriously shit
I shot biggie
It was worse than justin bieber
Like a boss, I laid him down
In my rearview mirror
Next thing I knew
There were sirens all around
They broke down my door
And threw me on the ground
When I woke up later
I was in the county jail
The same place I've been, ever since
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