Friends for Never

One day we're friends forever,
Next day we're friends for never.
Who say, you say, we're best friends,
I say, he say, till the end.
Our friendship's like a slice of chocolate cake,
You're the icing, you'd be the sponge,
When we're together we become
A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
Quite substantial glass of wine.
A tasty mint goes down a treat,
And helps my indigestion.
Digest this factual piece of evidence,
I'm your butter, you're my toast,
The gravy on my Sunday roast.
I'm not a fan of your roasts.
What do you mean?
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day.
I don't remember.
You said you liked the sprouts.
I don't know what to say.
They you should shut your mouth!
One day we're friends for ever,
Go take some singing lessons.
What was that?
Nothing twat.
You're a prick.
Eat my shit.
No thank you, it wouldn't be nice.
Our friendship's kind of like a prostitute.
How?
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,
Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.
Well that's not relevant!
Isn't it?
You're full of shit and that's quite relevant.
Is it?
I'm going to have a think.
Will you tell me what you think of?
No.
Enter!
One day we're friends, the next we're not.
It's so confusing, the whys and whats.
What the hell?
I thought that we were friends, just now.
Then I remembered, we had a row.
Oh yeah!
We're like Brad Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia.
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussys and go work your problems out son,
Coz I'm done.
One day we're born together (one day we're born)
Next day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)
Who say, you say we're not friends
I say, he say, fuck you bender
One day i'm your blood brother,
Next day its, fuck your mother
-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice,
that particular dig was directed at you and not your
mother.
My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...