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gjjg0620, I seriously hope your trolling... Otherwise I've lost all faith in humanity. I'm not saying everything your saying is wrong but you WAY over analyze the lyrics. You sound like a 10 year old that researched this and wrote a paper for English about the song. Like there's no debate at all that Grey Goose Vodka is more classy than a 40 oz, because its about $35 more expensive for roughly the same quantity.

Your biggest screw up is in misinterpreting the end and best part of the song: "One: Sleep is the best way to save money" -pretty simple even you got that "Two: Money is the best way to have sex" -you could argue that he's talking about prostitution or like you said having a lot of money is appealing to a lot of women so I'll give you that.

"Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing" -I doubt he's talking about getting off stress, but more rather the empty feeling that accompanies empty sex, i.e. just sex and not the more full of feeling making love; if you weren't a virgin you'd understand. "Four: Nothing happens if your asleep" -pretty straight forward, but you missed that he started and ended with sleep making a poetic loop. "So stay up till you wake up" -Complete party reference. He means stay up and party till you black out and wake up the next day. Total college party thing to do because it's not like you remember going to sleep, because well you don't even remember what you did before you passed out.

It's quite simply a song about getting wasted and having a great time partying, not something deeper.